I JUST PREVENTED A MAJOR CRASH FROM HAPPENING!

"scoob" (scoobsti) 03/23/2016 at 17:45 • Filed to: Slightly exaggerated. Just slightly.

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I feel like a god now, Oppo. I’ll give you all the special deets in a long version of the heroic story, and a short version of the heroic story.

Long version: I stopped a mail cart from hitting a car.

Yeah.

Short version: I was walking on the sidewalk heading towards a stationary 2011 three-wheeled USPS Mail Cart with the 1 manpower engine, when I noticed that the driver forgot to leave the non-existent parking brake on. It started rolling back down the sidewalk. Directly in its backwards path was a Lexus LX. I reacted and ran as fast as I could to try and stop the dreary 2011 three-wheeled USPS Mail Cart with the 1 manpower engine from colliding with someone’s precious lease-mobile Lexus. I eventually caught up to it and successfully stopped it with one inch to spare. Whew.

(THIS IS A JOKE BTW)

. . > scoob 03/23/2016 at 17:48

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You’re the hero we need but don’t deserve.

Sam > scoob 03/23/2016 at 17:49

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So you left out the part where you stole the 2011 three-wheeled USPS Mail Cart with the 1 man-power engine and took it for a joyride?

Master Cylinder > scoob 03/23/2016 at 17:49

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smobgirl > scoob 03/23/2016 at 17:56

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I think my mailman quit today. But there are footprints on my porch from someone else...

scoob > smobgirl 03/23/2016 at 18:01

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Bigfoot confirmed.

scoob > . . 03/23/2016 at 18:02

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Just put up the Scoob Signal whenever you need me.

scoob > Sam 03/23/2016 at 18:03

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The driver returned right after. Never mess with another person’s vehicle, no matter how many manwomanpowers the engine has.

shop-teacher > scoob 03/23/2016 at 18:05

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Good work!

$kaycog > scoob 03/23/2016 at 18:05

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That is awesome! We are proud of you!

Rico > scoob 03/23/2016 at 18:21

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Doing the lords work

XJDano > smobgirl 03/23/2016 at 18:25

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I read a story in a city near me, a whole cul-de-sac stopped getting mail because a residents dog bit the mail carrier and messed up her hand. The residents called the news instead of the USPS. They restarted delivery after the resident got rid of the dog.

Chariotoflove > scoob 03/23/2016 at 18:30

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Well done. I hear Batman vs. Superman is a bust. Time for another pantheon of heroes.

Scoob vs. ???

ArmadaExpress drives a turbo outback > scoob 03/24/2016 at 09:57

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I bet the short-throw shifter the mail-man just installed helped you save the car just in the nick-of-time.